Couple Finds Image of Jesus in Walmart Receipt

KDVR in Denver reports that in Anderson County, South Carolina, “an image of Jesus has shown up in another unlikely place, at least in the eyes of an engaged couple from Anderson County, S.C. Jacob Simmons and his fiancée, Gentry Lee Sutherland, say they bought some pictures at Walmart on Sunday, June 12. Three days later, the receipt was on the floor of Sutherland’s apartment when Simmons says he saw that it had changed.
The couple says it’s an image of Jesus in their Walmart receipt. They called the store to ask them how the receipt paper could’ve become discolored like that, and someone told them the only thing that could do that is heat. The couple says nothing was done to make the image appear on the receipt.
“We just feel like it’s a blessing that God showed it to us and opened our eyes. And we just feel like we should share the blessing God gave to us to everybody else,” Sutherland told WYFF-TV.”
His ear sits too high on the side of his head. This is obviously a very elaborate counterfeit of the real shroud of Wal-Mart.
~Hangs head in shame~
I wish God would hire a PR firm.
I wish God would fire his PR firm.
Promising no more floods was a bad idea.
~sigh~
He never promised that. You must have heard that from MSNBC’s edit of the press release.
Full statement below:
“Never again will all life be cut off by the waters of a flood; never again will there be a flood to destroy the earth.”
Target maybe, Shroud of Turin 30 day money back guarantee, Walmart??? no way.
How do they know it’s Jesus and not just some dude with a beard? Still, the gaze is eerily direct…
Does Jesus look like Osama Bin Laden?